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Sup winter. You're probably the most hated season but for some reason, I secretly love you like everyone's ugly red-headed step sister. Joking, I love rangas. Went shopping on the weekend and got me some fa-resh items for winter (I'm such a gimp).

As I promised, here are the Kirrily Johnston cammando boots I got. Got them two sizes above my normal size so it made me look like I was fricken Shrek but look, I'm just glad I didn't have to go into the men's sizes because that's when shit starts to get real.

These are about the hardest boots to get on and off, I thought it was going to have to cut myself out of them before because the flaps just won't budge (that's what she said). Oh no she did not just say that girl!!    

sweater: acne. beanie: alexander wang.

shoes: kirrily johnston. leggings: camilla & marc. top: kirrily johnston. 

I also snapped up this sickkk knit from Acne. I was originally going to go for navy blue but then thought I looked like a primary school girl and that wouldn't look very good when I try to pass off that I'm 18 in a liquor store now would it? I'm only joking Victorian Police, I am of age, and have never nor will ever drink underage...or drive...or use a fake I.D (psych).

Moving on, I just want Autumn to end already so I can get some cold weather! My boobs can tell when it's raining and let me tell you sistah, my boobs are telling me that it ain't rainin'.

Anyway guys, stay tuned for the next installment! Who knows, I can feel a rant coming soon.

life in slow motion

 

Videos I want to have an illegitimate children with, but never have to pay child support, or see them for that matter. Can't you tell I have the maternal instincts of can of spam?

video one: rumi of fashiontoast in Ralph Lauren's cologne ad
video two: the satorialist for Intel documentary
video three: jessica hart for Pencey Standard Spring 2011 look book

don't walk behind me, I may not lead

Well I was originally researching photos for Hunter's wellingtons because let's face it, who doesn't want to look like William's Wish Wellingtons and have magical powers at the tap of your feet. Seriously? Who the hell came up with the concept of that show? Are you on meth? 


First of all, William's hair looks like it received a blowout for Pauly D, secondly, what the hell is with that dated green skivvy that makes him look like a 70 year-old child molester still trying to hold onto his youth? Thirdly, can you give the poor kid a friend? He hangs out with his dog like they're an inseparable lesbian couple and quite frankly, it's bordering illegal. Maybe his friends all ran away from his lack of eyelashes.

Moving on, whilst I was researching wellingtons, I stumbled across this photo shoot. Umm, is that Kate Moss you ask? Heck yes it is! On a horse! Anyway Kate did a shoot and modelled some wellies because she rocked them at the Glastonbury Festival and looked like a boss.

boss/bôs/

Adjective: Excellent; outstanding; incredibly awesome. 

e.g. Dude, did you see that chick? She's fuckin' boss!

Here's some more from the photo shoot. I know it's old, but quite frankly, I don't give a sheizen. Build a bridge, drink a glass of cement, put a leash on it, harden up. Ok, sorry.

So to all my non-existent readers, should I get Hunter gumboots? Or will I look like an asian fisherman with a suspiciously large collection of Kate Moss and Clemence Poesy photos and screams date rape? Just kidding, I don't rape on the first date...

...I offer candy to little kids instead and in exchange, they get to hop into my big white van and pretend we're going on an adventure to Michael Jackson's closet.

deary me, kirrily

So first of all, Kirrily Johnston has come out of the woodwork and slapped me in the face with her AW11 collection. Look Kirrily, please stop teasing us with these Britney Spears-esque 5 second glimpses of her music videos (or in your case, your freakin' collection). I don't know about anyone else (or anyone else who is remotely normal), but I stalk out Kirrily's store everyday like a pedophile in a 40 km/h school zone.

You would usually just see a green p-plater in this big 4WD truck, driving at 20 km/h whilst passing the KJ store. Now to the good stuff. Check out Miss Samantha Harris working her booty off in the photo shoots.

Is anyone seeing what I'm seeing right now? Those combat boots are siiiiick marn. Gotta go get me a pair of those bad boys. That'll make me look tougher on da streets. So gangsta (just like the model). Look at her doe eyes and beret inspired KJ beanie, she looks like Tinkerbell on crack, ready to beat the crap out of someone if they ever get in her grill.   

The Harmony Wedge Boots (as seen on Samantha Harris) just got dropped in store today and they are a must have for winter, and if you're ever in a fight and want to heel someone's face. That'll do the trick.

I have to give props to Kirrily Johnston this season. You work it girl! Don't let the haters get chu down! I've been really ghetto this post - maybe I feel like I need to compensate because I just got back from seeing Justin Bieber: Never Say Never and I feel like a 14 year old, pre-pubescent, girl.

style icons

So whilst watching Vogue's documentary "September Issue," Anna Wintour had said something about celebrities plaguing the fashion industry whilst models began to take a back seat and I watched in awe, not because her bob never moved, but because isn't it unequivocally true? Aren't we all obsessed with what celebrities are wearing these days?

I find it weird that a triple threat in the entertainment industry can now become a quadruple threat with fashion as their fourth weapon of choice. Actors like Rachel Bilson and Emma Watson are crossing boundaries and now we all want a piece of dat (ass). Psych.

Rachel Bilson

Alexa Chung

Emma Watson

Rumi

Alexa Chung

This girl has got so much swagger, she makes Jay-Z look like a girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her coke habit. Whoa, that was an interesting analogy, but I'll take it. Alexa Chung, a name synonymous with style and quite frankly, she could well be the next Carl Lagerfeld with a vagina.

Leandra Medine

Ah, the man repeller herself in my favourite Veda jacket that is sold out. Mother of Jesus, story of my life. She is by far, the wittiest, funniest, and knee slapping blogger ever. Big call, but every post makes me laugh. She blogs about clothes looking like vaginas, big foot, pedophiles and everything else that's remotely funny. You are my idol Leandra Medine. Hats off to ya sistah.   

So readers, bloggers and stalkers alike (I have two Indian ones for those of you playing at home), these are just a few of my style icons. I am off to watch Justin Bieber: Never Say Never and pretend to hate it (but secretly love it because the tween inside of me is yearning for a piece of that fine girly ass).

No, that's not me admitting I'm a lesbian. I'm just saying that Justin Bieber's voice is higher than my desexed dog's and something needs to drop there or else people are going to start asking questions.

Just sayin'. I'm not a hater though Justin. Please let me be your one less lonely girl and never say never to calling me your baby more than one time.


Over and out!

guess who's back?

Hola y'all! I'm back from my hiatus (major writer's block) and the blogging juices are starting to resurface. I've been wanting to write about this number for a while now: the ysl arty oval ring. It's funny how one item of jewellery can be so widely recognised without the brand name being splashed everywhere across the article like herpes on a prostitute.

Bloggers everywhere own one, and if they don't own one, they borrow one, and if they don't borrow one, they buy a cheap knock off from a Chinese man named Yeo Ling in a fruit market. Australia being Australia, doesn't sell them (trust), so I had to resort to the internet. Thank god for the parent's credit card.

free spirit

Dempsey Stewart 

Kate Moss for Louis Vuitton

Rachel Rutt