standing on two feet

I've suddenly just developed a five minute obsession with these velvet slippers and now I can't stop thinking about them. Part of me says that donning a pair of velvet slippers will me like a daft pompous douchelord prick (enough adjectives for you?).

Natalia Vodianova

Do I have a family crest? No. Do I come from a long line of family royalty? No. Am I from England? No. Can most of my family speak English anyway? No. So that seems like a legitimate reason why I should stay away from these slippers, and mainly because they were designed for men. But you know what, rules were made in order to be broken. I don't want to break them too hard because my parents will disapprove and think I'm hanging out with the wrong crowd again (and therefore taking drugs and am headed towards a downward spiral nowhere fast).

Something just screams "party" with these slippers and why not? When I wear these, I want people to think I'm a cool and happening chick, ready to "par-tay." Yeah I can boogie - I can fist pump with the best of them. This post is going nowhere fast right now. Anyway, take a look at these Stubbs and Wooten slippers and tell me what you think.

 

Velvet slippers will set you back quite a bit but to be honest, who doesn't want to look like a playboy outside of the bedroom? I know I'm good looking enough to self appoint the nickname Hugh Hefner in the boudoir, but outside, peeps have to realize I'm a big dog with maraca yielding Mexican men slippers. Arriba!