Saturday, 30 April 2011

kate goes royal

So I'm sure everyone caught the royal wedding tonight, or in my case, the royal wedding, the repeat of the royal wedding, the highlights of the royal wedding and then the post royal wedding. I never want to hear the word royal again but I have a feeling that photos of Katie girl will be sprawled all across our newspapers in her Alexander McQueen $500,000 dress tomorrow. 

Her sister, Pippa Middleton (who should totally get with Harry and make it an incestuous affair) looked equally as stunning in her simple Alexander McQueen design as well. The train wasn't as long as Princess Diana's gown, but Kate still looked stunning in her Grace Kelly-esque pearl accented gown and quite frankly, wins the title of first Q.I.L.F (Queen I'd Like To....Fancy). Oh you all know what I mean.    

Also in attendance were a few familiar names, such as David and Victoria BeckhamJohn EltonIan Thorpe and (who could forget), the Prime Minister of Australia, Julia Gillard. The award for the most ridiculous looking set of siblings would have to go to, Princess Beatrice and Eugenie, who looked like they had hired Mrs. Doubtfire and her personal assistant, Liberachi, to go buy the outfits for the special occasion. 

They have to joking, just a little bit. Also, not to offend the Queen, but every time I saw her, she made me hungry because her outfit was reminiscent of a lemon tart. But I ain't hatin' on her, she's such a boss. Haters gonna hate Queen Elizabeth!  

To sum up, loved the whole event. Might ask Kate if I can borrow her wedding dress.. 

Thursday, 28 April 2011

celine dion

waste not, want not

claude maus vest SS11

claude maus sherling jacket SS11
nicholas lola


As seen in Vogue Australia May issue. Love the colour and accessories used in this shoot and the model looks like she is going through some wicked constipation but it still adds to the whole photo. She must have eaten something questionable for lunch, because that looks like some bad food poisoning.

Speaking of Scream, I went and saw the movie the other day (no not myself, I'm not that much of a creep), with a small child I picked up from the primary school down the road. Anyway, I went and saw it with my mother friend, and I don't know if it's meant to be a horror movie, or a comedy. The image of the serial killer running towards his/her victim in a nun gown with a knife combined with David Arquette's hideous mustache and acting equates to one shiteous but amazing movie. A must see for the holidays! was everyone's easter? What's the 411? What's the update? What has everybody been up to? Love that movie, if only my mum were like her. I have to give her credit though, she calls me every hour to update me on what she has eaten that day and how many craison (cranberry raisons) packets she bulk bought for that day from Costco. 

I'm not going to lie, she's back in the homeland right now (Vietnam) visiting the relatives so I kind of miss her, but not really. Her insistent voice isn't echoed through the house as much but since she has mounted about 50 million photos of herself modelling with a fern outside our house, it's like her eyes are everywhere. Like she is watching every single move I make in this house - kind of freaky. No wonder my friends never come over...

pose comme poesy

kontroversial karl

Tuesday, 26 April 2011

cheat on me

A list of my blog crushes at the moment (they don't know the extent to which I have stalked them). I'm just joshin' guys...judge me all you want guys, at least I drive slowly in primary school zones.

There's a mixture of everything, from daily styling, street fashion and fashion commentary. Depends what mood you are in! Enjoy but don't leave me. I'm insecure and clingy perfect girlfriend material

5 inch and up
knight cat
le fashion
models off duty

the king

Doesn't Kingston Rossdale have the coolest style for a pre-pubescent toddler? Son of Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, Kingston is one step away from Carl Lagerfeld's shoes...if Karl Lagerfeld still shopped in the childrens' department of Barney's.

So everyone, suggestions: what other tots make you want to burn your whole wardrobe now, lose 50 kilos and steal their wardrobes? (Midgets and small people don't count).

Tuesday, 19 April 2011

coachella camping

Wellity, wellity, wellity...what do we have here? A slew of celbrities all came out to celebrate Coachella and this is not me complaining in anyway about Australia's unfortunate location on this Earth but come on, what the hell are we left with? Miley Cyrus attending our Pyramid Rock festival on New Year's Eve?

Okay, confession: I am actually obsessed with Miley Cyrus. Some of my friends tease her because they think she's an ungrateful teen with an unusually high gum to teeth ratio. I actually camped out for her concert tickets outside the ticket booth for 4 hours but low and behold, the stupid ticket sales assistant (who ironically boasted about her fast typing skills 5 minutes before tickets went on sale) got overwhelmed and so happened to slip her stupid little fingers on the keyboard. I hate ticketek. Jerks.

Most of these celebs were spotted at the Mulberry BBQ for Coachella. Below is Nicole Ritchie with her Pheasant Green Mulberry Heritage Bayswater Satchel. Also in attendance was Alexa ChungKate Bosworth, Whitney Port and Isabel Lucas reppin' it for Australia. 

Alexa Chung
Nicole Ritchie 
Alessandra Ambrosio
Chanel Iman 
Karte Bosworth 
Whitney Port
Isabel Lucas

Most people don't know this but Isabel was on a drama tv series called Home and Away a couple years back and played a naive washed up mermaid girl who joined a cult and had a nervous stutter (or maybe that was just her acting). Worst show ever, but I still seemed to watch everyday just to see what ridiculous storyline Isabel had to act out. I think she even died and came back to life. Cheers to Australian soaps, our idea of drama is bogan boyfriends cheating on their bogan girlfriends with other fat bogans (bogan = white trash). Do you think I said bogan enough? 

Hold the phone, what do we have here? Is that Kanye West in a women's CĂ©line shirt? First he gets diamond grillz on the bottom row of his teeth and now he starts cross dressing in performances. Don't get me wrong, brave choice, but something about this guy screams douchelord to me and I guess why he sung "let's have a toast for the douchebags." Yeah Kanye, I will! For Taylor Swift!

Kanye West

Anyway, I'm watching you singing live at the moment and you're doing okay, I wouldn't mind being in the front row of the mosh pit right now whilst getting raped in the ass from behind by a sweating psycho fan. That's what happened to me at Kings of Leon and I swore to myself I would never go back...but then I did...and got beat up at the Taylor Swift concert by a 13 year old girl in an "I heart Taylor" t-shirt.

After that rant, I feel like a massive weight has been lifted off my shoulders and now I can go watch Celebrity Apprentice and Audrina Partidge's new reality tv show in peace. Yes, I love Audrina Partridge and her ceiling eyes. Let's move on. 

Recap: Ticketek can go play in traffic and take a long walk off a short pier. And Kanye looks good in women's clothing. 

Saturday, 16 April 2011

standing on two feet

I've suddenly just developed a five minute obsession with these velvet slippers and now I can't stop thinking about them. Part of me says that donning a pair of velvet slippers will me like a daft pompous douchelord prick (enough adjectives for you?).

Natalia Vodianova

Do I have a family crest? No. Do I come from a long line of family royalty? No. Am I from England? No. Can most of my family speak English anyway? No. So that seems like a legitimate reason why I should stay away from these slippers, and mainly because they were designed for men. But you know what, rules were made in order to be broken. I don't want to break them too hard because my parents will disapprove and think I'm hanging out with the wrong crowd again (and therefore taking drugs and am headed towards a downward spiral nowhere fast).

Something just screams "party" with these slippers and why not? When I wear these, I want people to think I'm a cool and happening chick, ready to "par-tay." Yeah I can boogie - I can fist pump with the best of them. This post is going nowhere fast right now. Anyway, take a look at these Stubbs and Wooten slippers and tell me what you think.


Velvet slippers will set you back quite a bit but to be honest, who doesn't want to look like a playboy outside of the bedroom? I know I'm good looking enough to self appoint the nickname Hugh Hefner in the boudoir, but outside, peeps have to realize I'm a big dog with maraca yielding Mexican men slippers. Arriba!

Friday, 15 April 2011

the asian in me

So guess who's in the May issue of Chinese Vogue? Liu Wen!! Although most of the article is covered in Chinese characters, I can still see through it all and recognise that Liu freakin' Wen is in it!

It's looks funny because all you can see are asian characters in the bottom corner and then suddenly random English words get thrown into the mix like asian international students at an Australian primary school. Exhibit A: (chinese, chinese, chinese)...Erin Wasson.

And can someone please explain the title to me? "Wild is the wind"....? I'm sorry, but is it just me, or does not make sense? On another note, I'm in love with the shirt Liu is wearing in the photo below (yes, we're on a first name basis now so cool your jets).

Tuesday, 12 April 2011

turn my swag on

Taylor Tomasi Hill definitely deserves her very own post, she's that cool. Her androgynous style paired with her pixie-like fiery red hair makes for a good combination and she is definitely a style icon. She makes me want to go out, bleach my hair and dye it red. Yeah, good idea.  

"Gingers have souls!" Sorry, couldn't help myself. See you on the other side Tay.