Tuesday, 19 April 2011

coachella camping

Wellity, wellity, wellity...what do we have here? A slew of celbrities all came out to celebrate Coachella and this is not me complaining in anyway about Australia's unfortunate location on this Earth but come on, what the hell are we left with? Miley Cyrus attending our Pyramid Rock festival on New Year's Eve?

Okay, confession: I am actually obsessed with Miley Cyrus. Some of my friends tease her because they think she's an ungrateful teen with an unusually high gum to teeth ratio. I actually camped out for her concert tickets outside the ticket booth for 4 hours but low and behold, the stupid ticket sales assistant (who ironically boasted about her fast typing skills 5 minutes before tickets went on sale) got overwhelmed and so happened to slip her stupid little fingers on the keyboard. I hate ticketek. Jerks.

Most of these celebs were spotted at the Mulberry BBQ for Coachella. Below is Nicole Ritchie with her Pheasant Green Mulberry Heritage Bayswater Satchel. Also in attendance was Alexa ChungKate Bosworth, Whitney Port and Isabel Lucas reppin' it for Australia. 

Alexa Chung
Nicole Ritchie 
Alessandra Ambrosio
Chanel Iman 
Karte Bosworth 
Whitney Port
Isabel Lucas

Most people don't know this but Isabel was on a drama tv series called Home and Away a couple years back and played a naive washed up mermaid girl who joined a cult and had a nervous stutter (or maybe that was just her acting). Worst show ever, but I still seemed to watch everyday just to see what ridiculous storyline Isabel had to act out. I think she even died and came back to life. Cheers to Australian soaps, our idea of drama is bogan boyfriends cheating on their bogan girlfriends with other fat bogans (bogan = white trash). Do you think I said bogan enough? 

Hold the phone, what do we have here? Is that Kanye West in a women's CĂ©line shirt? First he gets diamond grillz on the bottom row of his teeth and now he starts cross dressing in performances. Don't get me wrong, brave choice, but something about this guy screams douchelord to me and I guess why he sung "let's have a toast for the douchebags." Yeah Kanye, I will! For Taylor Swift!

Kanye West

Anyway, I'm watching you singing live at the moment and you're doing okay, I wouldn't mind being in the front row of the mosh pit right now whilst getting raped in the ass from behind by a sweating psycho fan. That's what happened to me at Kings of Leon and I swore to myself I would never go back...but then I did...and got beat up at the Taylor Swift concert by a 13 year old girl in an "I heart Taylor" t-shirt.

After that rant, I feel like a massive weight has been lifted off my shoulders and now I can go watch Celebrity Apprentice and Audrina Partidge's new reality tv show in peace. Yes, I love Audrina Partridge and her ceiling eyes. Let's move on. 

Recap: Ticketek can go play in traffic and take a long walk off a short pier. And Kanye looks good in women's clothing. 


Snow Black said...

OMG I wish I could go to Coachella ! And yeah only Kanye can dress in women's clothes and still look fly. !

Jay said...

he looks like a d-bag in the picture... i dont know, after he replaced his bottom teeth with diamond implants.... >.<... i love the way kate bosworth pulled off the u.s.a. look btw!

reub-envision said...

~well all I know is that Alessandra Ambrosio looks fab !

Anonymous said...

Hahah your miley gum to teeth ratio joke made me crack up at work. Embarrassing. Anyways, not the point. I love alexa chung's second dress and alessandra is always sooo gorgeous.


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